Sad.. Sad ...Story....

So your whole life was set up to be dedicated to research ? huh.. Good ..very good. Working hard to advance science, is it ? Yep !! For the sake of humanity ? of course ! Then you found Yourself filling in papers and moonschine scribbling proposal after proposal. Proposals a galore in order to get those funds. Grants , money .. can't live without them, can we ? Hello ? .. sorry mate. Better read this depressing story first before getting into those muddy waters. No saving belts , here. Alas.